Egalitarian, food lover, book reader, short order cook, Spanish/English student, 21-year-old woman.
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
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they saw the chance
they took the chance
*slow clap*
Some frazzled, overworked journalist at a desk somewhere experienced a moment of joy from using that horrible pun, and that makes me happy.
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While I really REALLY like Girl Code as a show, I kind of get insulted at the Sports segment. What, I’m not a real girl if I actually enjoy sports and don’t have to ask questions?
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Reblog this if you’ve ever desperately, totally wanted to live in a fictional universe.
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
Every single day
every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one
24/7
middle earth
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King of Tumblr. Or at least he should be.
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aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday , get it girl
Every damn Wednesday! Get it girl, don’t stop.
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i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
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“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
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